Fat Ugly Guys Thursday, December 7, 2000
Attack of the old star wars fans!

It's Coming..... Wednesday, December 6, 2000

-Ochs
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Finally! Wednesday, December 6, 2000
Guess WHAT!?! NEW POLL! Heh... here are "results" from the last poll...

37.5% Nah, I like PiFactor5 34.3% Oliver rules! 28.1% Yes, forget PiFactor5!

Let the facade fall..... Wednesday, December 6, 2000
Existence Forward to Non

Ever mistakenly look at the sun,
And are forced to look away?
This never bothers me;
Day consistently fading away.

Behold, a beautiful green valley.
Plummeting to the bottom gives the best view.
Just another insignificant tally.
Will not in any way ever affect you.

The thread is unwound.
Every light in the house is gone.
But never worry, you are not bound.
Some battles are never meant to be won.

The fire is caught in the dust storm.
Will there ever be enough room to breathe?
Five minutes is gone the longest shadow.
Damn, somebody hand some matches to me.
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-Chad
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Chad & Oliver Tuesday, December 5, 2000
Hey guys... most of you know what Chad and I did on Halloween... we switched clothes for the day... here's a pic:

Thought For a Day Tuesday, December 5, 2000
If you fight with a furnace, you will lose.
-Chad
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Comment on this, Blockheads! Monday, December 4, 2000
Once upon a time, there was a poor young soul who inadvertently named himself "Blockhead." This resulted in many people calling him "Blockhead," for they believed in calling a person by their name.
Blockhead did not thoroughly enjoy being labeled "Blockhead," whereas this would have a mildly offensive effect on any person who was called such. So, Blockhead was on a mission. It was of utmost importance that his name transformed into something other than "Blockhead." How he was going to bring about this transformation, he had no idea, because the first time he named himself, it was an accident, much like when you crash into a parked car going 10000 mph with no intention of doing so. Blockhead starts with the basics: he calls his local city hall and asks the secretary how he should go about changing his name. Upon partially listening to Blockhead's question, the secretary claims that a person should be proud of the name he or she so fatefully owns, and never go about changing it. Blockhead decides that people related to areas of politics should not let personal influences guide them in their work, and then he moves on to his second plan: surreptitiously changing his name and leaving all other parties unaware of the change. By leaving them out in my name change, surely they will see how I despise them for calling me "Blockhead", thought Blockhead. Unfortunately, Blockhead did not think this strategy all the way through, for everybody was not taken aback at his exclusive actions, and nor did they cease to poke fun at him. It is about this time that Blockhead meets Boobface, and decides his name isn't so bad after all. From that point forward, he survives a confident life until he dies.

Hi! Wednesday, November 29, 2000
Hi, I'm so very BORED Sigh...
-Minix
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Random Thoughts Wednesday, November 29, 2000
My Ode to Love

Ever meet that special girl
That makes your knees weak
And creates butterflies in your stomach?
Me too......
But I say screw it.
Let's go eat some Oreos.
-Chad
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Chad Stuff Tuesday, November 28, 2000
Well, as you may have noticed, there's a new section on the sidebar now... "Chad Stuff"... nothing in it right now, but there will be. I just gotta give Chad his login/password and he'll be adding his stories/poetry soon. Enjoy (soon). =)
-Oliver
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New CD Inside Done! Tuesday, November 21, 2000
The inside cover art for our next CD, "We Should be Presidents." is now complete! =)

Fan Mail And Other Important Information Tuesday, November 21, 2000
Hey does everyone know what today is? Today is a very special day... but what day is it? Well, ok ok, I'll tell you... today is...

Wow, not what I expected, but very funny! I hit play at my desk at work and was diving for the speaker volume as our CFO was walking by, looking very suspiciously at my PC.
"What the heck is that?" he said.
"I'm not sure, but they're from Austin" I replied.
"Oh" he mumbled. "Is that really Pat Buchanan?" he asked.
"I don't think so" I replied.
He went back to his office. I don't think I'll see him near my desk for the rest of the day. For that alone I owe you guys a big thanks

Greetings to Austin from my dark corner cubicle in New York

Fred