WabbaMan: I am Zortoch, the alien nosepicker. Surrender your planet or face the consequences!
HolyYam: nevah!
WabbaMan: FOOL!!!!!
HolyYam: *zap*
HolyYam: *zap zap zap*
WabbaMan: Your puny stings and "zap zaps" do not harm the powerful ZORTOCH!!!!!!
HolyYam: Take that, Him Who Picks Noses!!!!
WabbaMan: THE ALIEN NOSEPICKER!!!"
HolyYam: *Flicks boogers*
WabbaMan: Are you mocking me?
HolyYam: Wahahahaaaa
HolyYam: Surely, you have a weakness
HolyYam: *burps*
WabbaMan: That is disgusting, human pile of doodoo. Such beings should not populate this sickening planet.
WabbaMan: Hand over the planet now or I will be forces to use my picking skills on objects other than your nose!
HolyYam: I quote myself accurately in saying "nevah!!!"
WabbaMan: I do not care what words spill of out fools' mouths!
WabbaMan: I am Zortoch! Alien nose picker and I will take over your planet whether you like it or not!!!!
HolyYam: You can't do that!
WabbaMan: And WHY NOT!?!
HolyYam: I mean, come on, your name is Zortoch, and your "special power" is picking noses!!!
WabbaMan: Can you take me to see the Backstreet Boys then?
HolyYam: We will slaughter you
HolyYam: And your little dog too!
HolyYam: Hmmm
WabbaMan: DO NOT PICK ON MY LITTLE DOG, FOFO!!!!
HolyYam: We can take you to destroy the Backstreet Boys...
HolyYam: FOFO IS DOOOOOOOOMMMEED
WabbaMan: I would like to challenge the fools to a nose pick match.
WabbaMan: FOFO can eat your toe!
HolyYam: Ah, but you misunderstand
HolyYam: They are the most lethal nosepickers in this quadrant
WabbaMan: exactly why I would like to challenge them!
HolyYam: They hold the guiness record for most boogers picked by a boy band
WabbaMan: I am Zortoch, of the ancient nose picking race. I will defeat a billion humans in any nose pick match!!!
HolyYam: Oh yeah?!?
HolyYam: *Picks monstrous booger*
WabbaMan: I have 2 hundred nostrils scattered across my body and matching fingers to go along with each and every one of them!
WabbaMan: That is nothing compared to the smallest of mine!
HolyYam: Well....well.....
HolyYam: Your mother wears combat boots!
HolyYam: ahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaa
WabbaMan: What is this "mother" you speak of?!
HolyYam: The maternal entity from which you were spawned....that is what we call "mother"
WabbaMan: My mother could kick your butt, boy!
WabbaMan: and feed your remains to Fofo!
HolyYam: Of course she could! She wears massive combat boots!
WabbaMan: Exactly.
HolyYam: Oh.
WabbaMan: Are you mocking me?
HolyYam: Then it's settled.
HolyYam: Are you mocking me?
WabbaMan: I would not waste my time in mocking a human.
WabbaMan: You mock yourselves!!!
HolyYam: I would not waste my time in mocking a human.
HolyYam: You mock yourselves!!!
WabbaMan: *Plop*
WabbaMan: *Dead*
WabbaMan: Uhhhhhggggg...
HolyYam: Uhhhhhggggg...
WabbaMan: -------------------------beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep----
HolyYam: WAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAAAA
HolyYam: You may pick noses with the best of them....
HolyYam: But humans are supreme in the art of making fun of someone