NOTE: We didn�t
have time to edit the video, enjoy the uncensored version.� This is the script� how it was �supposed� to
be. There are scenes out of place in the video we are sending you.� This movie is terrible. =)
��������� ��������� -Oliver & Ochs
The Adventures of Bob and Friends
Part Uno
Bob: GooGoo GahGah
Narr: Life was boring, we�ll skip ahead a few years.
Narr: When Bob was in elementary school, he liked to play
with Transformers and Legos and balls with his friends. [Ochs & Oliver
playing w/toys]
Bob: Boom Boom, bang. Etc. etc.
Joe: (The same)
Narr: In the first grade, Bob wet his pants. [Oliver�s pants
are wet]
Bob: AHH!!!! (Cries)
Joe: (Laughs at Oliver)
Narr: In the second grade, Bob was attacked by a giant rolly
polly. [Use big pillow as rolly-polly]
Bob: AHHHH!!!
Joe: Woah.
Narr: In the third grade, Bob ate crack. [Crack = Powered
sugar]
Bob: AHHH!!!
Joe: Cool�
Narr: In the fourth grade, Bob quit crack. [�Dead� look on
face� push away �crack�]
Bob: ah
Joe: Oh.
Narr: In the fifth grade, Bob was attacked by a Matrix
agent. [Do Matrix thing]
Bob: AHHH!!!
Joe: Woah.
Narr: In middle school, Bob still liked to play with balls.
[Ochs & Oliver playing with footballs]
Bob: Boom boom.
Joe: (The same)
Narr: In sixth grade, Bob cheated on a test. [Marks on hand
� writing on paper, etc.]
Bob: Ahhhhhhhh�
Joe: (cheats off Bob) Hehe.
Narr: In seventh grade, Bob tries to play football. [Oliver
has football � Ochs tackles him]
Bob: AHHH!!!!
Joe: (tackles Bob) Boom.
Narr: In eighth grade, Bob got the internet. [Oliver &
Ochs looking at VictoriasSecret.com]
Bob: Oooooooohhh� Aaahhhhh�
Joe: (The same)
Narr: In high school, Bob still liked playing with balls.
[Ochs & Oliver playing with footballs]
Bob: Boom boom. Bang.
Joe: (The same)
Narr: In ninth grade, Bob thought girls had cooties. [Oriana
pokes Oliver]
Bob: AHHH!!!
Joe: Huh?
Narr: In tenth grade, Bob changed his mind. [Oliver &
Ochs looking at VictoriasSecret.com]
Bob: OOOooooohhh AAAAaaahh�
Joe: (The same)
Narr: In eleventh grade, Bob learned how to drive. Kind of.
[Stupid (like all the others =) scene, Oliver is driving]
Bob: AHHH!!!
Joe: Oh no!
Narr: In twelfth grade, Bob learned how to dance. [Ochs
& Oliver �dance� to Staying Alive]
Bob: Ah ah ah ah�
Joe: (the same)
Narr: In college, Bob went to ACC attempting to major in
ball playing. [Oliver walks around with football, backpack, and ACC booklet]
Bob: Ahhhh�
Joe: Huh?
Narr: When he was a freshman, Bob thought he was gay.
Bob: (dances with Joe)
Joe: (dances with Bob)
Narr: When he was a sophomore, Bob decided he wasn�t� and so
did Joe. [Oliver & Ochs looking at VictoriasSecret.com]
Bob: OOOOoooohhh Aaaaahhhh�
Joe: (the same)
Narr: When he was a junior, Bob learned karate. [Oliver hits
board � no break]
Bob: AHHHH!!!!
Joe: BOOM.
Narr: When he was a senior, Bob graduated. [Oliver walks,
trips]
Bob: (trips) AHHH!!!!
Joe: (laughs)
Narr: In Bob�s first year of real life, he ate a cookie.
[Ochs & Oliver eat cookie]
Bob: Aaaaahhhh�
Joe: Mmmmmmmmm�
Narr: The rest of Bob�s life is boring, we will skip to the
end�
(Bob is dead)
(Joe is dead)
Narr: The End.