The Life of Sarah.
The Tribute to the
Tragic Event, known as: Sarah.
15 years
ago, a child was born. Her name was... SARAH (Stupid. As.
Real. Aggies. Hah.). This page is dedicated to the
remembrance on that event, which led to many many... many
tragic events.
 At the
age of two, this is what Sarah looked like. Not much has
changed, as you can see. In a few years after this photo
was taken, Sarah began work on her evil plan to take over
the world.
Sarah
would buy every toilet cover in the world. Every toilet
cover making company, every toilet cover patent,
everything relating to a toilet cover. Soon, every toilet
cover in the world would disappear. Total chaos would
ensue. Oh yes, the males of the human race would not
care, but the females... Oh the females! The woman-folk
would riot. Couples would argue over and over again about
trying to close the toilet seat cover. But... alas! There
were NO MORE TOILET COVERS!
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