Ripped graphics off of Geocities cause I was lazy... did this in frontpage too... I've gotten a bit too lazy I think...
Now, onto the BPA State story...
We're
not sure who the old guy is...
(heh, j/k... it's Chad's dad =)
Episode
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�The BPA Diaries�
Van
Nguyen | Chad Wilson | Oliver Wong
The story is not really written from one person's perspective... we all wrote some of it, so you'll just have to guess who wrote what... but Oliver did write a majority of it...
Day
1
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Arrived in Fort
Worth. Wooohoo.
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Reached hotel
room. Oliver threw the change in his pocket onto the ground.
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Went to McNeil
BPA meeting. Such hostility disgusts us.
��
Watched �Who
wants to be a millionaire?� Poor guy lost because audience was stupid.
��
Went to
Chilli�s with Chad�s family. Van likes Stephanie. �You�re Chad�s
sister? He told me to like you.�
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Walked around
downtown Fort Worth. Nicer people were found on streets than in BPA
meeting. Found guy who jumped off of truck at 30 mph and flipped three
times. We are unsure of his kinetic energy rotational at this moment.
Mental note: ask Balmer in next class.
��
Saw canoe in
store window� hmm�
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Went back to
hotel room.
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Went on quest
for coffee: Operation Coffee Storm
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Operation
Coffee Storm not
too successful. Raided local hotel restaurant� got sugar. Still need:
cream, caffeinated coffee and little stirring straws.
��
Discovered a
sign: Continental Plaza� decided to venture down the hall.
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Van and Chad
decide to try to pry open a locked door at the end of the hall and squeeze
through.
��
Soon after, the
following occurred:
Hotel dude: �FREEZE!!�
Oliver: �Uh��
Chad: �Uh, we�re looking for coffee.�
Oliver: �Yeah, see� we have sugar.� [Holds up handful of sugar
packs]
Hotel dude: �Oh� well follow me��
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Returned to
hotel room and waited for hotel dude to send us �lots of coffee, cream,
and stirring straws.�
��
Hotel dude gave
us two packs of coffee and two packs of cream. Tipped him $1 plus a couple
coins. Two packs of cream for three people. Doh.
��
Called
operator. Asked for �lots of cream, coffee, and straws.� They said it
might take a while.
We have assimilated the room! HAHAHHAAAA...
