Funny Story Sunday, July 22, 2001
Hilo ^.^ I thought this was pretty funny.. I found it a little bit ago.. it's a story I wrote in 6th grade (I never finished it, thank goodness).. it's not that long (TG.. ;))... but it's really funny because... can anybody imagine Oliver or me like this? =D
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In a far away galaxy, lived a young, beautiful princess. Her name was Oriana Wong. Her mother and father, the Queen and King, lived in the palace with her and ruled the country. Oriana wasn't alone though, true, she is the youngest of her family, but she had an older brother and sister named, Prince Oliver and the #1 princess Olivia. Here is the story of their lives.

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-Olivia

24 - Olivia Tuesday, July 24, 2001
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^.^


23 - alex Tuesday, July 24, 2001
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one BIG ARGGGGG for IBM.


22 - Olivia Tuesday, July 24, 2001
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Yep.


21 - alex Tuesday, July 24, 2001
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MUST BE


20 - Olivia Tuesday, July 24, 2001
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Must be ibm


19 - Sean Tuesday, July 24, 2001
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today at work I cuaght him grazing on the grass, I think somethings seriously wrong with him.


18 - alex Tuesday, July 24, 2001
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ouch....
i'm guessing you've never bah'ed in public then


17 - Olivia Tuesday, July 24, 2001
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I think he's gone psycho...


16 - alex Tuesday, July 24, 2001
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now i'm a sheep.


15 - Minix Tuesday, July 24, 2001
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gosh Alex, everything ok?


14 - alex Tuesday, July 24, 2001
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bah.


13 - Olivia Monday, July 23, 2001
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Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!


12 - Oliver Monday, July 23, 2001
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Well, the hot asian girl likes me, so it's all good.

Heh, j/k... =)


11 - Minix Monday, July 23, 2001
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yeah, that's how knew =) lala, and the dummy boy was cause you were a jerk =*(


10 - Olivia Monday, July 23, 2001
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Well, on my piece of paper... it has our ages just written at the top *shrug* Just to show how much more stupid I am...

Oliver - 18
Olivia - 16
Oriana - 10


9 - Oliver Monday, July 23, 2001
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Why am I dummyboy? I don't see anything in there saying I'm 18...

[ I was going to make a joke here... but decided not to. =) ]


8 - Olivia Monday, July 23, 2001
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Lol, DUH SARAH!!! Lol.. if we did all the 20-21? books... man.. we'd be sent off to the insane house for teen girls =)


7 - Sarah Monday, July 23, 2001
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Lol, Olivia.. I bet I could find lots of retarded stuff we wrote in 5th grade if I tried. :) that was funny...


6 - minix Monday, July 23, 2001
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18 dummyboy, what a jerk, poor Amy...

and, Gena seems a little fake Oliver, you've got a hard relationship to look forward to... she likes you a lot without knowing you... seems power hungry.


5 - Oliver Sunday, July 22, 2001
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How old am I supposed to be?


4 - Olivia Sunday, July 22, 2001
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LOL... bad Oliver, bad =) I was a stupid 6th grader


3 - Oliver Sunday, July 22, 2001
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I can only wish...

Heh, j/k =)

Nice comic-characteristics for me though... hmm...


2 - Minix Sunday, July 22, 2001
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Funny funny


1 - More story Sunday, July 22, 2001
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"Get AWAY and don't talk to me ever again!" Oliver yelled at his girlfriend, Amy.
"Fine! I've ALWAYS hated you anyway!" Amy bubbled up with anger!
"Oliver?" came a little voice, "is she being mean to you?"
"Yes, I would say so Oriana!" Oliver winked at Oriana.
"OKAY! KARATE TIME!!" Oriana screamed. She bat up Amy, who ran away crying!
"Oriana Wong!" came an "angry" voice. Olivia floated into the room, the parlor, "what were you doing?"
Before Oriana could defend herself, Olivia interuppted her with a laugh.
"You've been practicing your karate, haven't you? Well, you know that isn't princess like! Right?"
"Yes, but..."
"But, seeing Amy run away like that was... FUNNY! She was a total..."
"A total DUMBO!" Oriana laughed.
"Right!" Olivia grinned.
"Hey!" Oliver whimpered, "now I'm SINGLE!"
"SO WHAT?!" Olivia and Oriana giggled!
"Let's go out to the Ice cream parlor, shall we?" Olivia asked her brother and sister, "my treat!"

<i>next part deleted for stupidity<i>

**At the Ice Cream parlor**

"Whoa!" Oliver licked his lips, making the little specks of ice cream vanish, "who in the world is THAT girl!?" Oliver pointed to the doorway. There, a beautiful young girl stepped in. She had shining brown eyes with jet black hair. Olivia even had to admit she was gorgeous! The girl turned and looked at their table and Oliver and the girl got eye contact. The girl turned away, blushing. Oliver seemed to melt. Olivia rolled her eyes and got up to ask the girls name, Oriana tagged along. As they made their way towards the girl, Oliver made little whimpering sounds!
"Excuse me," Olivia tapped the girl's shoulder lightly.
"What- oh, hi! Um, your highness!" the girl stammered. Olivia laughed.
"Your highness? Please don't address me by that, you can just call me Olivia! This right here is my little sister... over there is a guy who has developed a GIANT crush on you!"
"really?" the girl's eyes lit up!
"Yeah, really! Hey, what's your name?" Olivia asked her.
"Gena, Gena Fang." Gena introduced herself with a curtsy.
"What did I tell you not to do Gena?!"Olivia sighed, "please don't treat me like a special person... well, I AM a special person, but, that's beside the point. Treat me like anybody else."
"Okay," Gena replied nervously.
"Fine, and Gena?" Olivia asked as Gena turned to go.
"Yeah?" Gena turned around quickly.
"How old are you and.. do you like Oliver.. my brother?" Olivia anxiously asked.
"I'm 16... 17 next week.. and.. I do like your brother.. a lot!!" Gena practically whispered the last part.
"Cool!"

And that's all I have for right now, man, was I a dork. ^.^


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