Viraj Bhagat

Jan. 26, 1984

"Riddle me this, Riddle me that, who (the slut) is afraid of the big black bat"- The Riddler
"I DON'T LIKE TO BE TOUCHED!!!" - Chris (Family Guy)
"Sphincter says what?" - (Apparently originated) from Wayne's World

Chris Griffin (Family Guy)

SUPERMAN

RED, DIRTY DIRTY RED

I have read some "real" good books, but ones that come to mind are Runaway Ralph and The Mouse and the Motorcycle by Beverly Cleary. It was so moving, I can't believe it was based on a true story.

Greatest Freakn Movie Ever: TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY

Simpsons Monopoly, Simpsons Chess, Simpsons KLA............

The Knight Rider Theme Song

Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family Guy, Smallville, 24 (In no particular order)

Movies, Sleep, Movies

Anything and Everything that has ever come out of my mouth

The Greatest Slut of All Time!

Someone once called me The Virus, The Mirage, The Mirage in the Garage eating a Corsage, other than that the rest are forever Unmentionable

9.999999

Maybe School, if not then out there somewhere crying about not being in school anymore

Sitting on a couch with a machine that feeds, burps, and cleans me

In hiding somewhere, after finally killing every single so called "friend" of mine from my list

The ability (not actually do it, just have the option to) Simultaneously Sheesh-Kabob the entire Universe, Create my Dream Machine from which you can view peoples dreams, Have a Magic Carpet and a monkey named Abu

An Andrew/Chad Sandwich

Do I even have to answer,The Three-Eyed C _ _ _ of Fury

Twice a night, with the Red one

Squirt Yea

Gobble up their ____ and ____ it.

In my sleep if live to normal age, but if hit a 100 then get on a plane up to 15000 ft above ground, then ramp out in a red lamborghini, with no parachute, jump out of the lamborghini and try to beat it to the ground.

A solid diamond hummer limo

Lamborghini Murcielago or Diablo, unless an even better one comes out by the time I get it

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Sorry if this section is long, but it has to be said. So, almost everyone is convinced that Van is one of the biggest threats and should be one of the 3. But he's nothing compared to my top 3. First and foremost, Nancy has to go. The main reason is because she is the devil herself, and I have proof. In the movie The Omen it is revealed that the "child" Damien is the son of the Devil and has the marking of the '666' on top of his head. Well, that was just a movie, in reality the "child" was a daughter, and her name was Nancy. The proof is that she too had the 666 marking on top of her head when she was born, but she used her evil powers of manipulation and forced her parents to use some weird tool to carve out the markings, thus creating the "dent" on her head that she claims she doesn't know how it got there. Further evidence is that she has accepted her calling and ocassionally goes by her real name, Queen of the Damned. So, she must go, I just don't know how, yet. Next would be Kathy "The Chixor". She needs to go because she has the power to make people her B*****/Slave just simply by using her mystical acid-like spit. We've already seen her use it on Nathan claiming it was just a sign of affection, and it sure did do the trick. I don't think anyone wants to be a victim to that kind of inhumane torture, so bye bye Chixor. Last but not least has to be Megan. What better cover is there than having everyone convinced that she is the most docile, nicest, harmless one in our whole group. No one would ever think she's even remotely any kind of threat, but that's why she would have the greatest advantage. She would just hide somewhere in the shadows and wait til most of us have killed or wounded each other. Then, she would reveal her true "Black Mamba"-like self and use the Five Fingers of Death move on the ones that are remaining. A common trait may be noticed in all three of my victims, the fact that they are all women. This is no coincidence, just further evidence that they are the root of all evil.

Oliver, he looks like the aftermath of an exploding fart.

No one, everyone would be the downfall of the company.

Unlike Sam, who apparently has lesbian fantasies of his "sister", i would maybe say Van, so that I would have an even better reason for destroying him.

Everyone at the same time

Nathan, he already looked too convincing in that picture on OliverWeb

Um let's see, how about the one who claims to have a gay inner child.

It would be a race between Nancy and Kathy

Me, never will i let a woman be my greatest downfall. But if i had to choose one it would be Xena: Warrior Princess

Sam, he'd probably think the baby is food and gobble it down

Sam, he's got the most to squeeze.

Sam, again, gobble up anythin he sees and/or touches

Ochs, one word AHHHHHH!!!!!!

Marky Mark

I would have the power to constantly poo red and green acidic feces and throw it at random people, peeling there flesh off, while Marky Mark would rap the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song in the background over and over again.