Minix1F, I've had it since 6th grade, and I'll probably have it till the day I die

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Acting completely goofy. I love it, doing anything to get people to laugh, whether it's with me or at me, I dont really mind.

"With so many years to fall in line, why would you wish that on me? I never want to act my age" - Blink 182

Speech!!!

Fozzy count? He's awesome...

Wonder Woman, because...I mean...heh, Batmans cool

Julipes cool =)

I don't have one

Hmm...Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy =) (Look for my book to be out within the next 15 years, titled "30 Beavers Might Be Wrong...but 12?"

Office Space =)

Pin the Tail on the Martian

Kangaroo Space Nightmare

Industrial!

"About My Love" - Shaded Red or "Adams Song" - Blink182

Laughter

Seeing dead people...no wait, I hate that one...

The funniest looking animal on the earth, the platypus...saying it looks funny however is in no way an attempt at making fun of this stupid creature.

No TV!!! =)

Lots of memories...Prom was awesome...winning first in an impromptu tournament was awesome too, both of those seem to replay in my head a lot.

"Just ok?" Everyone seems to hate that, I think I do it now only to get people to yell at me...

At work, seeing Chad knock over his cubicle...

People who rely on curse words to get laughs. In my opinion they just look really stupid and uneducated. I especially hate comedians that resort to completely off color jokes. There's a ton of stupid stuff to make fun of in the world today, and they have to comment on stuff I'd rather not hear about...ugh.

I'm Minix, =) Which means I'm awesome =) no arguments... no, i'm as Chad describes me "A tall blonde clumsy goofy freak" which is the biggest compliment anyone has given me, (anyone doesn't include myself =)) I usually act pretty random, in a few cases I can't seem to muster my goofiness (history...) I enjoy writing nonsense, and hope to be a stand up comic soon.

Minix, Larry Boy, Tall Blonde Clumsy Goofy Freak

Hmm...putting "my sweetie" would be uncalled for wouldn't it? I usually call him Oliver...

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Begging Colleges to let me in...hopefully doing stand up comedy at some local place, hopefully not much more mature, and hopefully Amanda will still be able to stand me and we'll still be going out...

22...lets see, in five years, I'll be famous, in movies and on HBO comedy specials...out of college after they kicked me out...or I dropped out... depending on your view of the "incident"

27...hopefully married...getting ready to retire (j/k), I might be world dictator at this time, but I dont think I'll do that till I'm around 32...

I want my future to be fun...I can't say what I really want it to be like...I know it will be good...you can probably guess what I want my future to be like for the most part from my thinking of the next 1 to 10 years...I want the fact that I'm a christian to always be visible in everything I do...(and I'm not going to be a world dictator, so don't try to figure out how I'd do that...) I hope to still know all of my friends that I know now...

That I would never let myself be out of Gods control...and I think thats it.

Is it ok if I do this part later? I really want to do my rant... [Later...] Corn Apple Puffs are really tasty. I remember the first time I ate Corn Apple Puffs. My mouth puffed up like a blowfish! Oh it was sooo funny. People started looking at me, and staring (which they do normally, but it was different this time.) One guy asked me what was wrong. DUH! My face was 6 times its normal size. Some people are so stupid. So anyway, to continue the story, after trying these puffs a few more times, my mouth got used to it, and didn't puff up so big anymore. Which is a good thing, because as tasty as they are, I don't think I could have kept eating them with people staring at my horrendously huge cheeks, ya know? Well anyway, to anyone who hasn't tried Corn Apple Puffs yet, I recommend them fullheartedly!

I HATE TV!!! For the most part, it's just a bunch of shows, that are all pretty predictable, ("Oh NO!! Somebody stole Christmas! Lets get it back...") and they're too serious!! I prefer pure nonsense (if you saw Road Trip, some of that was nonsense, or if you read Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, or almost anything I've written, all nonsense) I also don't like the direction TV is going, or music...I hate how shows have to involve sex now, (Dawsons Creek..."Oh no! She's sleeping with her teacher, what now!?") and then people are surprised when it happens in real life...really bugs me...some people can handle it, but working at a place where I talk to a large portion of the people out there, I know there are also a lot of people who actually believe what they see on TV is real...that brings up another rant! I HATE MEAN PEOPLE!!! If you get a survey, or even a sales call...please don't hang up immediately...we hate that...we're probably thinking how much you suck, and maybe even planning to call you back in 10 minutes...we don't mind if you don't want to do the survey, but tell us you don't...I heard a quote on this from someone, the guy said "Working as a telemarketer, we get treated worse than drug dealers...if a drug dealer offers you drugs, you at least say "no thanks" we don't even get that..." that was a bit censored, but basically the points the same...say something like "no thanks, I dont want to take the survey, or I dont want to buy anything...we wont hate you then!!! sheesh...I also can't stand ignorant people...if we say chose a number in between 1 and 10 we mean between 1 and 10... not 30...not 200... and when we say pick a specific number it doesn't mean 3-4 or 3.5 we cant use that! heh...I hope no one puts on their rant "people who use up more space for their rants then they did for the rest of their questions" sorry, just some stuff bug me....