Chat: Minix and ???
ArchAngelJT: Who is this?
Minix1f: Batman from the planet Krypton
ArchAngelJT: You sent me an e-mail, and I don't know who you are.
Minix1f: I send everyone email
Minix1f: everyone must hear from the awesome bat
ArchAngelJT: Do you go to Bos?
Minix1f: Boswell? no, me live in the wonderful city of Gotham
Minix1f: or Austin Texas, same thing
Minix1f: knowest thou Joann?
ArchAngelJT: Yes.
Minix1f: yes, one day Joann called upon my help, you see, there was the
error in the collateral banking system in her area, and I was the only one
with the superpowers to heal it
ArchAngelJT: Who the hell are you?
Minix1f: I told you...do you not believe me?
ArchAngelJT: Not unless you're a mental patient.
Minix1f: ive been reffered to as that before...but I am not the mental
one, the world is crazy!!
Minix1f: the world has scorned me from the beginning of my time! But I
will have my revenge! One day I will eat all the ice cream in the world!
And then, where will this world be? Well...besides the not having the ice
cream part...
Minix1f: hey...JT...
Minix1f: I have a question...
Minix1f: Will you marry me?
ArchAngelJT: Huh?
ArchAngelJTE: Who is this?
Minix1f: I mean...well... I think we know each other pretty well...and I
think it's time we took a step up in the relationship
Minix1f: we don't have to have kids right away...we can wait...but we
should make a pact...and I really want to consumate something
ArchAngelJT: I'm not even sure what sex you are!!!!!!!!
Minix1f: does that matter?
ArchAngelJT: Absolutely!!!!
Minix1f: I dont think so,
Minix1f: I've been confused for both, if that helps
Minix1f: so I take it you don't want to marry me...
ArchAngelJT: Who is this again?
Minix1f: BATMAN!
ArchAngelJT: That's not your real name.
Minix1f: or Batwoman
Minix1f: how do you know?
ArchAngelJT: And Batman's not 48.
Minix1f: have you ever asked me how old I am?
Minix1f: no....so you wouldn't know how old I am =)
ArchAngelJT: Nope.
Minix1f: Quxious maybe has
Minix1f: but she doesn't believe in Santa Claus so her opinion doesn't
matter
ArchAngelJT: I don't know a Quxious.
Minix1f: =) of course not
Minix1f: so will you marry me?
ArchAngelJT: of course not.
Minix1f: i'd be a good mate!
Minix1f: just for one night, try it
ArchAngelJT: You'd be a bother with the eventual bullet in your head.
Minix1f: another?
Minix1f: last time I was shot in the head, I got really mad...
Minix1f: it was a bad day for me...
Minix1f: talk about a migraine!
ArchAngelJT: Really... I'd have to do alot worse than that then.
Minix1f: lol =) you?
Minix1f: JT, we both know you couldnt =)
ArchAngelJT: Depends on who this is.
Minix1f: =) I suppose it does, doesn't it?
ArchAngelJT: What have I said numerous times already?
Minix1f: that you understand why men find Sean Connery attractive?
ArchAngelJT: Right.
Minix1f: thats why i'd be perfect for you! I sound just like Sean
Connery
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