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There is a condition, known as The Wabba Mood.
The "victim" will experience a state of 'highness', act
very very weird, and say the stupidest things. And that's only
the start of it.
Medical research has been unable to discover the
cause of this strange mood. Symptoms of The Wabba Mood
are constant exclamation of "Wabba" (which is usually
used in doubles or triples, such as: "Wabba wabba!"),
proposal to one or multiple people, crazy gibberish, and much
macho talking. The victim may also lose control and start
laughing hysterically.
Currently, the mood seems to pass after a few
minutes to an hour, but much damage can be caused during those
few hours. If anyone is in The Wabba Mood, ignore them
and everything they say. The victim will make a very good
comedian during this period and you may enjoy the laugh, but
beware.. The Wabba Mood is contagious! If you are around
a Wabba person for too long, you too may become Wabba.
Doctors are currently trying to discover first the cause of the
mood, then to find a cure for it.
I for one, wish that the doctors do not.
HAHAHAHAHHAA. WABBA WABBA!!!! A normal person has a normal pulse
and a rhythm to his/her heartbeat. Above, is the pulse of a
person with The Wabba Mood. Hahahahaa, it's FUNNY!!!
WABBA WABBA! I wanna go home, turn on my
computer, then pee. I am wooky! I AM CHEWBACKA!!!!! BITE ME!
HAHAHAHAHHAHA. Hey, what's up? Hopefully you are chewy too! Are
you chewy? Are you happy? Eat a coconut. They are munchy. Maybe
you can eat your keyboard too. I bit mine. MUNCH. Wabba! HAHAHHA!
 I AM BA BOMB! WAHOOOOO!!! YEAH! Zipididooda!!!
Choochoooooo... I can do it, I can do it. Yeeehaaaaaaaa... Wabba
mood? What? What are you talking about? On and on and on and
on.... We didn't start the fire.. it was always burning at the
world's been turning... Stupid MP3... stop playing and playing
and playing...
*SLAM SLAM* BONG BONG! Take this!!! HAHAHAHHAHA. I can jump
like a rabbit. See my jump. Hop. Hop. Hop. I am cool. I can chirp
like a bird. MooMoo! HAHAHHAHA...
Hey, will you marry me?
Later note: Oh wow... I just realized how crazy I was... wow =)
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